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If I ERP with one more person who calls his penis a "fleshrod" I'm leaving.
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jyotatheshatterspear:

dontoprest:

thebladebanes:

chemicalbydefault:

felthier:

moonguardsecrets:

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the obvious descriptor is meat-pole

I prefer pleasure-stick.

Flesh rod, Deep stick, fat knob, throbbing girth, cock, dick, shlong, fuck pole, candy chode and lady plunger.


Don’t even act surprised, I love my job.

Member, massive manhood, stiff flesh, throbbing erection, monster prick, fat cock, thick girth, hard length, long rod, and mammoth dick are usually my go tos.

drak

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today